If you are in a public space, watch and discipline your kids. I love kids but I can't stand the obnoxious, inconsiderate ones especially in a mall, restaurant, or a grocery store. Yea, screaming and bawling is their way of expressing themselves but have some manners, you little fucks. And parents, have some consideration and manners yourselves, before I snatch your little "big guy" or "princess" away and shove them into oncoming traffic.
2. Baggy pants.
The purpose of pants is to cover you from the waste down, not from the bottom of your ass down. They buy pants that are 5 sizes too small, they look like blind paraplegics who tried to dress themselves, and they waddle like they've just been gang-raped. They're a shame to the supposed "civilized" human beings.
3. Mustache.
What's the deal with mustaches lately? Hipster or not, it's ridiculous. First it was the high-rising 80's pants that girls brought back, now you see mustaches on everything, even the fuzzy, pink ones on car grills. What's next? Overalls? Platform shoes?
4. People who say "bless you" after someone sneezes.
Who is blessing whom? Unless you are the one and only "chosen one", you do not have the power to bless anyone or anything. What are you blessing them for? And why do people get offended when someone doesn't say "bless you" after they sneeze? Do they really need an ethereal affirmation after a natural bodily function? If you believe in that kind of stuff and have the power to bless others, bless yourself and get on with it.
5. "I like your outfit".
First of all, it's not "their" outfit. They didn't design it. Second, if you say "I like your outfit", don't get offended when the person doesn't say "thank you". Because they didn't design it. If the person does say "thank you", both of you are stupid. Third, if you want to say something positive about someone's outfit and expect a "thank you", say something like, "I like your taste". Fourth, don't be so vain.
First of all, it's not "their" outfit. They didn't design it. Second, if you say "I like your outfit", don't get offended when the person doesn't say "thank you". Because they didn't design it. If the person does say "thank you", both of you are stupid. Third, if you want to say something positive about someone's outfit and expect a "thank you", say something like, "I like your taste". Fourth, don't be so vain.
6. Talking loudly on the phone.
The person you're talking with can hear you just fine. In fact, the person might be holding his phone away from his face because you're so damn loud. Not only can the person on the other line hear you clearly, but so can everyone around you in a 40-foot radius.
7. Women who wear too much perfume or smell like makeup.
8. It's "caramel", not "carmel".
Is it so hard to pronounce that extra vowel? Who started saying "carmel" anyway? It's caramelized butternut squash, it's caramelized onions, NOT carmelized.
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